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Me: "Hurry, give me a shoe to kill the spider!" *Friend gives me my shoe* "No BITCH not MY shoe!"
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My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I`m not beating her.
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Do you serve woman at this bar? No sir, you must bring your own.
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"I wasn`t THAT drunk!" Dude, you were running circles around my car screaming "WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE!?!?"
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You`re such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship & there was only one life jacket... I`d miss you a lot & think of you often.
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Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please donā€™t use words like ā€œnorthwest.ā€
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce.
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If robbers ever broke into my house searching for money, I would just laugh and search with them.
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Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts! Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia! Hunger Games fans: Nope I`m good...
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At the gym: Him: I really want to impress that hot chick over there, which machine should I use?! Me: The ATM.
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We all know someone who desperately needs a haircut.
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I liked you until you farted and turned the MUSIC up like it was gonna cover the smell.
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Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
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I went out with a girl who`s a dentist last night. She said she had a great time and would like to see me again in about six months.
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I`ve been told I have a face for photoshop.
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Facebook account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account!
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I think it`s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they`re scared. I`m like... you idiot, that`s the first place monsters go!
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Boss: We need you to do a drug test... Me: Great! Which drugs am I testing?
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Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teen girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
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Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.
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I almost when to jail today... #Monopoly gets so intense. :O
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You know you`re a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
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What`s the difference between you and a calendar? ..A calendar has dates.
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My room isn`t dirty, I just have everything on display.
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I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHEREVER I WANT. .. As long as my mom says it`s ok...
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I`m rebooting my life; Ctrl+Alt+Vodka .
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"Did you get a haircut?" "No, I got into a fight with the lawnmower and the lawnmower won."
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
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When I cross a one way road, I still look both ways. Just in case there are any women driving.
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Cops never say "Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed," selfish bastards!
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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
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The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
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My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
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Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
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12 years of school and I`m still not sure if it`s ā€œgreyā€ or ā€œgrayā€
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Me: Hey close the door. Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters* Me: *dying whale noise*
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Success is like pregnancy, everyone congratulates you but no one knows how many times you`ve been screwed to get there.
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Whoever said "money doesnt grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
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True friends don`t judge each other. They judge other people together.
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Getting caught in one of those, "It`s not what it looks like" moments.
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I forgot to turn off my SWAG before I went to sleep yesterday. I woke up homeless and working at McDonalds.
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Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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I want to steal a doughnut truck and go on a high speed chase, because it would be funny watching cops chase a doughnut truck on the news.
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`Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there`s food in the fridge." "That`s not what I asked...
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If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace, how many bedrooms would your mansion have?
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My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a nap.
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"Was that lightning?" Nooo... they`re taking pictures for google earth.
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Nothings more frightening than flushing the toilet and see the water rise till the top.
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Facebook status: "I`m done with this shit!" Me: "Did you wipe?"
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White girls will dance with anybody in the club. black girls don`t play they`ll flash their cell phone in your face to see what you look like :)
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd one`s for you!
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Your parents payed your iPhone, MacBook and bought you car? And they`re paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.
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I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child`s room as a science project he got a C- on.
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When I was kid I always wanted a tree-house. ....who am I kidding? I still want one!
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Saying you`ll wake up EARLY to get something done... then when you wake up, convincing yourself it`s not important..
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that embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you
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Boy: My Father`s name is LAUGHING and my Mother`s name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that`s my brother. I am JOKING
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You can`t make somebody love you... You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
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Me jealous of you? Sweet Jesus, Bless your delusional heart.
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If at first you don`t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Just drove by a treehouse with a sign saying ā€œGirls Allowed.ā€ I`m curious to see how the treehouse community handles this paradigm shift.
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A Mosquito landed on my friend`s face.... Easiest decision of my life!
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In alcoholā€™s defense, I`ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too.
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure.
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*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
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If I see an Apple store getting robbed, does that make me an iWitness?
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