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Premika: Janu Tum Hafte Mein Kitni Baar Shave Karte Ho ?
Premi: Mein To Din Mein 20-30 Baar Shave Karta Hoon !
Premika: Pagal Ho ?
Premi: Mein To Nai Hoon…

Pappu Ke Honth Jaley Huey Dekh Kar Uska Dost Bola..
Tere Honth Kaise Jab Gaye?
Pappu: Arey Kuch Nahi Yaar Biwi Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha, Wo Maayke Jaa Rahi Thi To Khushi Ke Maare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya…

6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?


bas..
Nakhre.!

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)

Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Cricket Mein Umpire Aur Class Mein Teacher, Dono Mein Kya Samanta Hai ?
Dono Karte Kuch Nahi Hain Bas Khadey Khadey Ungali Karte Rehte Hain…

Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi...

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

Girl To Friend: Aaj Mein Date Par Jaa Rahi Hoon
Friend: Arey Abhi Kal He To Tu Date Par Gayi Thi
Ladki: Tu Bhi Na, Kal To Odd No. Wala Tha Aaj Even No. Wale Ke Sath Hai Bhala Ho Government Ka Ab Mein Bina Darr Ke Dono Date Kar Sakti Hoon

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
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One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others.
Someone: Bhai 750?
Facebook addict: Haan Bhai… Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!

Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
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Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.


Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiyon Ko Safed Ghode Pe Rajkumar ki Jagah BMW Mein Gadha Bhi Aa Jaye To Chalta Hai!

tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
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"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"

Lakdiyan 300 Ki Sandel Khareed Ke Poore Ghar Mein Kehti Hain SHOPPING KARKE AA RAHI HOON
Ladke 1000 Ki DAARU Peekar Aate Hain Aur Chupchap So Jaate Hain…
Isse Kehte Hain Sada Jeevan Ucch Vichar

Papa: Din Bar Facebook Par Baitha Rehta Hai, Yeh Tujhe Roti Nahi Dene Wali…
Beta: Mujhe Bhi Pata Hai Ki Roti Nahi Dene Wali, Par Banane Wali To Yahin Milegi…

 

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