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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi

Boy:-kal se Hum kahi Aur Milnge...
Girl:-who kyun??
Boy:-Bade Kamine Hai teri Gali ke Bacche....
Gal:-kya Hua??
Boy:-Kutte Piche Laga kar kehte hai..
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JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA...!!!

Sahab: Tum bathroom main ghun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
Naukar: Sahab galatee ho gaye,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahee hain

Pati: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Patni: Woh Kya?
Pati: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

mast joke-
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Girl : Agar mauka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karoge..??
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Boy : Agar mauka mil gaya to phir
shadi karne ki kya zaroorat
hai...!

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho...$ latest jokes $

Ek Shaadi mein
ek Sardar
cycle ki break haath mein lekar
naach raha
tha...
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Ek ne pucha-Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar
Ji?
SARDAR- Oye!
Break dance..

Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli-

Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere
Paseene Choot Jaaye...
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Husband Utha Aur
Fan Band Karke So Gaya!!

Wife : Tum Sari Duniya Me B Dhundo
To Mujh Jesi Dusri Nhi Mile Gi
Hasband : Mera Dimagh Khrab He
Jo Me Dusri B Tum Jesi Dhundunga.




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