A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.
admi ne FM radio pe call ki
Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.
Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?
Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.
Mohabbat Wo Hasin Gunah Hai.
Jise Har insan khusi-khusi Karta Hai.
Par Mohabbat Me intezar wo Saza Hai,
Jo Sirf wahi Karta Hai Jo Sachi Mohabbat Karta hai.
Laughing is the best the medicine.
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)
Sardar=Jaanu..socha call kar lu, tum miss kar rahi hogi..
Biwi=15 min pahle jo ladai hui thi, wo kya tha..??
Sardar=O' teri...fir ghar ka number lag gaya..
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Married men live longer than single men do,
married men are a lot more willing to die.
Yaar Tu Kheriat Se Hai Na
Teri Tabiyat Theek Hai Na
Bohut Din Ho Gaye
Tu Kachra Uthane Nahi Aaya
Sara Mohalla Tera Intezar Kar Raha Hai...
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”