A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport,
on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very
fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in
INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....'' JAI HO ...

2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
# Ladies First

Santa: You will never succeed, in making that dog obey you.
Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Banta: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?
Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!

Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition.

A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
8hours daily sleep means 122
1 hour daily playing means
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
that 1 day is Ur birthday

A naughty answer given by a girl when asked.. How U feel when a boy gives U a flying kiss..? Girl: I feel boys are lazy..

Boy: u r d sunshine of my life..
without u life is cloudy..
u r in my heart like rain,water 4 barren land....
Gal: is this proposal or "WEATHER REPORT"....

Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant. Girl: But iam unmarried.
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend. Girl: I don't have any. Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..

Duniya buri ho sakti hai "TUM NAHI"
Log bure ho sakte hai "TUM NAHI"
Duniya bewafa ho skti hai "TUM NAHI"
Pagal theek ho skte hai "TUM NAHI"...

Roye wo is kadar unki lash se lipat kar.... . . .
Ke laash khud uth kar boli,
Batameez uper hi chada ja raha ha garmi me..

Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Aj 50 Ka recharge krane ko bola To Kehty Hai Sub Dukanae Bnd Hain…

Forest attendance!!!!
lion ? present sir
zeebra ? present sir
elephant ? present sir
monkey ? monkey!? monkey ????

massage vayichirikkathe present parayeda!!

Good jokes, some good jokes of Boy, Girl, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Women, wife, husband, Doctor composed recently. Read beautiful collection of clean jokes in Hindi and english.

3 mistakes of my life
Gender : Male
Category : General
Qualification : Engineer

Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date of birth bata mamu.

1 Nadan Choti Si Machli Ne Apni Maa Se Pucha: Hum
Zameen Par Kyu Nahi Rehte ?
Anubhav Se Shikhi Ma Boli : Beta Pani
Fish K Liye H Aur Zameen Selfish K Liye...

"Girls policy"
Flirt with inocent boys
Fun wid handsome boys
Frndshp wid gud boys
Love wid faithfull boys
Finally marriage wid rich & successful guys

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday



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