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Kuch Boys ka common sense bhi zero 
hota hai...!!

Kaise...????

Gents toilet me likh kar 
aayenge....

"Priya I Love You"


Ab kya Priya Waha Padhney Jaati hai...

Santa – Ye hai vo ladaki jisse meri shaadi hone vaali hai..!!

Banta – Are ise to main jaanta hoon...!!

Santa – Kameeney tu ise kaise jaanta hai...?

Banta – Ye aur main ek saath sote hue pakade gye the...!!!

Santa – kya...?? kab...?

Banta:- 
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Are Gandit ki Class mein, Ye Meri claas mein 
padhti thi......................best jokes status

Best Jokes Status Collection | Best Jokes in Hindi | Best Hindi Status | Best Heart Touching Status | Best Funny Status

शादी में इक खूबसूरत लड़की मुझसे 
कहने लगी: - "क्या आप डांस करना 
पसंद करोगे...?"

मैने खुश होते हुए 
कहा: - "हां-हां क्यों नही..." 


लड़की बोली: - "तो फिर आपकी कुर्सी 
मैं ले जाऊँ...???.

Manager: What is ur Qualification? Sardar: I'm Ph.D.
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Manager: wat do u mean by Ph.D.?
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Sardar: Passed High school with Difficulty........................best jokes status in english

Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla!
Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!

Santa: Why the sun sets and rise everyday?

Banta: Good morning and Good evening bolne ke liye..............best jokes status

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

Sardar ne airport me call karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........very funny sardar jokes

Those who like me, raise their hands. Those who dont....

Raise their standards..

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi.................best jokes status in hindi

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1
bottle le k gaya aur ek
chamach liquid shopkeeper ko
pila k bola: mitha hai kya?
Dukandar bola: nahi, kyu kya h ye?
Santa: docter ne bola chemist
ki shop se urine me sugar check
karwa k aao...!
Wo check krane aya tha..............best jokes status

Bhala ho Honey Singh aur John Cena ka...
Jisne aaj ke bachcho ko Fashion ke naam pe 
baal baareeq (chhote) rakhana sikha diya...

Hamari to sabase jyaada kutai hee baalo ko leke huee thee...
Ham Dilajale ke Ajay Devagan banake ghoomate thy,
aur jis din paapa ke haath lag jaate
Uss din Naaei kee dukaan se krantivir ke Naana Paatekar banaake hee ghar laate the...

Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail.
Judge: What have you done?
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!

कंप्यूटर इंजीनियरिंग की लड़की को किसी लड़के ने छेड़ा, 
उसका गुस्सा ऐसे निकलाL - 
अरे ओ पेन ड्राइव के ढक्कन, पैदाइशी Error, 
Virus के बच्चे, Excel की Corrupt File, 
ऐसा Click मारूंगी कि ज़मीन से Delete हो कर..., 
कब्र में Install हो जायेगा...! 
समझे.

Person 1: Finally, he stopped smoking.
Person 2: Oh really? How?
Person 1: He died!..............best jokes status collection

इतना गुस्सा तो गर्लफ्रेंड के धोखा देने के बाद 
नहीं आता, जितना गुस्सा...
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बाद आता है....

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