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A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)

Shaadiyon(Marriage/wedding) mein ladaki ko jaymaal ke liye Stage
tak laane vaali ladakiyaan chaaron taraph to aise dekhati hain jaise...
.
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Z securities are Black Commando ho..

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.

They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)

Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA mai- i din mai 9 pakde gye
China mai- 30
UK mai- 50 pr
INDIA mai-1 gante mai machine chori ho gyi
east or west INDIA is the best

Saas (bahu se): bahu Tumko rasoi mein kya aata hai?
Bahu: chakkar!

3 ways to catch tiger
newton:allow tiger to catch u & catch it
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch.
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger

today is Veerappan's 3rd death anniversary:- the legendry daku.In this memory plz forward this message to 1 local Criminal

Status dhamaka
Mujhe status pe status karo or jito
18 lac ki car ka photo
42'' color tv ka box aur
Mere sath dinner karne ka mauka wo bhi apke ghar

chota baby="mummy kal mai susu krne utha tha bathroom ka darwaja khoilte hi light apne ap on ho gye .
mummy=kamine kutte tu fir fridge may susu kr aya hai

Arz kiya hai..
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret,
gaur farmaiye,
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret kyuki
sajni ne phool mara gamla sameet..

Hum DOSTI dil se nibhana Jante He,
Zakhmo pr marhm lagana jante hai,
Hme bhulane ki koshish bhi na karna,
warna Hm GALA DABANA bhi jante hai...

na jane wo humse kya chupati thi ,kuch tha uske hoto pr na jane kyu sharmati thi jab hmne muh khulwa k dekha to pata chala salli rajnigandha pan msala khati thi

How to kill a girl? give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics... and "Lock her in a room without a mirror"

girl.ur name?
boy.black lion, girl. r u joking.
boy. no, its means kalu singh,&
urs. girl. soft underwear, boy. ru joking?
girl.no,it means komal chadda

jb kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage

baat aa kr zuban tak rukne lage

to

to

to
Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khich-2 Dur Karo

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A pig Fell in Love with a Hen. 1day they kissed each other.
next day d pig died of BIRD FLU.n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREMKi GHAZAB KAHANI"

cheeers!
Good news 4 u.
Thumps up pio
Pepsi pio
Juice pio
Beer pio

kyuki k
ab

HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off

I saw a dream last nite only U & me sitting 2gether.U were looking at me continuously bcoz I was eating panipuri & U were saying "ek de na plz"

Lab khamosh jate hai jb tm samne ate ho,
Dil dhadkta hai jb nigahe milate ho,
Sas rukti hai jb tm muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyo drate ho?

Ab to 100 ka not dekh kar badi daya aati hai. Bechaare ke Maa(500)-Baap(1000) nahin rahe aur parivaar ka poora bojh isee par aa gaya hai.

Gujarati Dad: Mera Beta London Jayega
Punjabi Dad: Mera Beta Canada Jayega
Malayali Dad: Mera Beta Dubai Jayega
Marwadi Dad: Mera Beta Dukan Jayega!

Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P

Mr.Bean Science

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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

 

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