बड़ी खोजबीन के बाद अब कही जाकर
"एडमिन" का हिंदी नाम मिला -
"झुण्ड नियंत्रक"
और "सेल्फी" का भी नया हिंदी नाम मिल गया है |
"खुद्खेचू"
"Whats app" का हिंदी शब्द
"जन धन निशुल्क गपशप योजना".................best jokes in hindi
बहिन की बिदाईपर छोटा भाई बोला:
"पापा, दीदी रो रही है लेकिन
जीजू तो नहीं रो रहे!"
"बेटा, दीदी गेट तक रोएगी, जीजू
कब्र तक रोएगा...."..................best jokes in hindi ever
Indian roads are specially designed so that a pregnant
lady can have a "free delivery".
Thus, we keep our promise as per our election manifesto.
Sincerely,
Government
एक बार खोया हुआ प्यार
आपको वापस मिल सकता है,
लेकिन...
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गाड़ी पोछने का कपड़ा
अगर खो जाए तो फिर कभी
वापस नहीं मिलता...
--एक ड्राइवर का ज्ञान
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
बीवी :- अजी सुनते हो
खुशनसीब को इंग्लिश में क्या कहते
पति:- अनमैरिड
बीवी:- दे बेलन ,, दे चिमटा,, दे फुकनी........................short jokes in hindi
मुझसे वो कहती है कि तुम्हारी जिंदगी को
जन्नत
बना दूंगी ! !!!
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और बनाना उसे दाल, चावल
भी नहीं आता..................best jokes in hindi
लड़के वाले लड़की देखने आये....
लड़के वाले – आपकी लड़की का क्या नाम है
लड़की वाले – हमारी प्यारी, सबकी प्यारी, रामप्यारी
लड़की वाले – आपके लड़के का क्या नाम है
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लड़के वाले – हमारा गू, सबका गू, जग्गू..
Arz kiya hai-
Roz Roz weight naapkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki hai zindagi, kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai
Yoga teacher santa se: batao subse zyada sukoon kab milta
hai.. ??
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Santa: poty karne k baad
Usko pane ke liye to me
god se bhi lad leta.
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Phir socha..
Exam ka time hai.
Last semester hai.
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God se panga lena theek nahi..!
Girl to boy :-which laptopdo u have?
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Boy :- dell i7 processor 2.2ghz with led display
4gb ram 1tb hard disk n 2gb nvdia grafix
card.
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Boy to girl-: which laptopdo u have?
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Girl :- pink wala... Usme net bhi chalta hai and
pen drive bhi dal sakte hai
JO Mera Crush hai
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Us pe already bohot RUSH hai.......................best jokes in hindi
Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai.
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Chappal Ka......
Agar Purani Tujhe Chahiye To Le Jana.
Pagal Sharmana Mat...!!
Tu Dost Hai ApNaa....Haq Se Maang.................best jokes in hindi ever
एक आदमी किसी College के
Toilet में गया...,
अंदर टॉयलेट सीट पर बैठा तो सामने दिवार
पर लिखा हुआ देखा: - "इतना जोर आगर पढाई में
लगाता तो, तू आज किसी अच्छी सीट पर बैठा होता"
लड़का-लड़की बस स्टॉप पर खड़े थे।
लड़का बोला: -अच्छी लिपस्टिक है।
लड़की: थैंक्स..!!
लड़का: बालियां अच्छी हैं!
लड़की: थैंक्स।
लड़का: नेकलेस भी प्यारा है।
लड़की: थैंक्स भइयाजी...!!!
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लड़का: - कमाल है, फिर भी चुड़ैल लग रही हो..
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