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| If u will follow all the rules u will miss all the fun My life My rules............ |
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| Life gves answers in 3 ways it say YES n gives what u want it says wait n gives u something better; finally it says wait and gives u the BEST . |
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| Dont Go d Way Lyf Takes U.. Take d Lyf d Way U Go. Rmembr U R "BORN 2 LIVE" Not LIVING Bcoz U R BORN. |
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| Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can. |
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| Message to all Funeral Directors: tie the deceased persons shoelaces together! At least that way during the zombie apocalypse we have a head start and a few laughs! |
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| That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M`s...Flo-Rida is in Florida... and 50 Cents has 2 quarters. |
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| Scientists say the universe is made up of: protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. |
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| "Low Battery, connect charger" Um, you`re a smart phone, connect your damn self!" |
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| If you put headphones in your nose and play music, your mouth will turn into a speaker. |
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| My favorite part of attending a Marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka. |
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