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Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho............best status hindi

Aj ka kam Kl Per Mt Choro Albta Tum Isa Persoon Per Chor Sakta hoon..... Keya smja

1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy, 
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.

Santa ne Sardar se Puchha Ki- Tum Next
Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar-"A Cockroach" Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach SeHi Darti H

God ne achha dil banaya jo maine paya,
Fir
God ne achha dimag banaya jo maine paya,
Fir
God ne ek achha dost banaya
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O hello...
Is baar apne paya.

Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…



Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?



Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …..............best status hindi

Zindagi choti hai magar mushkil baat hai,
Magar ye vaada raha jab tak zindagi hamare pass hai,
Hamari pyari dosti aapke saath hai.

Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?

Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.

Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.

Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.

Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?

Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…...........best hindi status

Admi:
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
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Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye

Munna:Ae Circuit ye Dr. log oprationse pehle
patient ko behosh Q karte h?
Circuit:Patient opration sikh gya
to Dr. Logoki to waat lag jayegi............status messages in hindi

Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?
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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.

Dear customer - Aapki Yad Ki Validity Samapt Ho Rahi H,
Kripya 2, 3 status/msgs Bhej Kr Apani Yaad Recharge Kre,
Ek Sath 4 status Krne Pr Paye
Ek Sandaar Miscall Bilkul Free...............best status hindi

Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.

Aankho hi aankho me tujhse pyar karte hain..
ab chali bhi aa re ye bewafa tujhse
kabse milne ka intjar karte hain

Sardar goes to hotel & order chicken.

Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish?

Sardar: Jera marzi lay aa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . main kerra gallan karniyan nay..........status messages in hindi

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

Wo Jo apny pyar Ki Yaad Mein..

Jaagty Hein Tanha Raaton Ko..

Sirf Wohi Bata Sakty Hein K..

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Raat ko light kis kis time jati hai…

Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho...........best status hindi

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