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Me: Ye kya hai? 

Mess wala: Tumlog ka Khana..

Me: Ye insaano ke khane layak nahi hai.. 

Mess wala: Insaano ke liye bana bhi nahi hai.........................best funny status hindi

1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi, 
pills Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao,
 information pills Travel Agent: 50 Thousand Me 3 Countries,
& 25 Thousand Me 1 Country Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga.........................best funny status hindi

पप्पू – भाई कल मेरी GF का बर्थडे है उसको क्या दूँ? सच्चा दोस्त – भाई उसको लंड दे दे अपना। पप्पू – यार मुझे उसे कुछ बड़ा गिफ्ट देना है। सच्चा दोस्त – तो उसको मेरा लंड दे

लड़का :- तुम लड़किया लव मैरिज क्यों करती हो..? लड़की :- अनजान नमूना मिलने से अच्छा है, जाना पहचाना कमीना मिल जाये..! लड़की :- तुम लड़के लव मैरिज क्यों करते हो..? लड़का :- एनाकोंडा मिलने से अच्छा है की पहले से पाली हुई नागिन मिले..!

A loose hug says itz ok
Normal hug says- thanks
Tight hug says-i need u!
A more then tight hug says-
Kamina hai, kuch aur hi chahta hai.......................best funny status hindi

Nikle hum duniya ki bheed mein to pata chala......
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K har wo shakhs udas hai jis ne monday se phir job pe jana hai............short funny status

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! 

टीचर- इतने दिनों से कहां थे?
पप्पू- सर बर्ड फ्लू हो गया था टीचर- लेकिन यह तो बर्ड्स को होता है,
तुम्हें कैसे हुआ?
पप्पू (गुस्से में)- आपने इंसान समझा ही कब है?
रोज तो मुर्गा बनाते हो

machhar song...Bhige pankh mere ,
pyasa dank mera ,lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera ,
kabhi mere saat koi rat guzar ,
tujhe subah tk me de duga BUKHAR oh oh.........................comedy shayari

Agr Apki shadi nhi hui to isi saal krlo. Qki next year se Govt. iske liye exam lene ki soch rahi hai. M.E.T (MARRIAGE ELLIGIBILITY TEST)

jo aankhon se hamesha rehte hai door,
.
wah wah...
.
jo aankhon se rehte hai hamesha door..
.
wo question exam me aate h jaroor..............exam jokes

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

Never Hold U R 'Gases' Inside
They Traval Into U R Body & Into U R Brain Thats Y U Get ShiTTy Ideas!
So Blast Loudly & Live Proudly..........................funny jokes for friends in hindi

I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “possession of good looks” . I m doomed, need some ugly monkey 2 bail me out , where r u?.......................funny jokes for friends in hindi

arz kiya h, mujh ko samajh na aaya aaj tak teacher ka
ye funda ...
wah wah
mujhe bana dete the murga aur
khud copy pe dete the anda.

Boss to secretary: tina, are you free on sunday evening?
Tina: yes, absolutely!
Boss: good, then come early to office on monday morning!.........................boss secretary jokes

Exams should be given
On mobiles instead of sheets.
You know why .... ?
Because
Today's students have more
Typing speed than writing speed...........very funny exam status

teacher-beta TENSE kitne type k hote hai. boy-3 teacher-gud example batao boy-kal apki ladki ko dekha tha. aaj pyar krta hun. kal bhaga k lejaunga.

Pata hai jab ghar se tum
nikalte ho, to ladlkiyan
tumhe hasrat se dekhti
hai, aahen bharti hai aur
sochti hai, kas ek
bhai hamar b aisa hota............................joke collection hindi

Why on every wedding cermony!
Girls sit on left n boys sit on right
According 2 profit n loss accounts!
Income is on right side n expenses r on left side.

Wanted single girl,
Able to cook,
Love and have job,
Must have
House & car.
Plz send picture 0f
House & car

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki status factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai........................funny shayari

Ladkiyan apas me Gale Milte waqt Kya Sochti Hai…?? Is Ke To Mujh se Bhi Zyada “Bade” Ho Gye hai…!! ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; Pta nhi kaunsa shampoo use karti hai, “BAALON” pe…!!! ~O bhai sudhar jaa, hath jodta hoon, salam aap ki soch ko  

Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ? Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar haii.. Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai.. Isko Dekhne ke bad Admi Uthata nahhii hai.. Adami Ka Uth jata ha........................joke collection hindi

Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ?
Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar haii..
Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai..
Isko Dekhne ke bad Admi Uthata nahhii hai..
Adami Ka Uth jata hai

Somwar,
Mangalwar,
Budhwar,
Guruwar,
Shukrawar,
Shaniwar,
Raviwar.
Every Day is a War!
With wife !!

S*x kya hai;
S*x ek kala hai,
Jo kare uska bhala hai S*x ek bhavna hai,
jisko pura kurne ki sabki kaamna hai S*x do atmaon kaa milan hai,
sadiyo se jiska chalan hai S*x maja hai,
Jo na kare uska jeevan ek saza hai S*x bhakti hai,
jisme subki mukti hai S*x ek jaap hai,
jisko na jupna mahapaap hai S*x amrut hai,
poora jeevan jisse trupt hai – Dirty S*x ........very funny exam status 2019

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!...........very funny exam status 2014

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