Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
HAVE A NICE DAY..
^-^ Nice Thoughts STATUS ^-^
Do you know why love is blind.?
Love is blind because
"Your mom started to love you before seeing your face."
The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly!
I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy.
Life dose not provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It only provides Possibilities & Opportunities,
Don't miss them, Make most of it.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
The STATUS u send me night & day,
like jewels in my heart they stay;
And so 2 God I always pray the best of blessings be urs each day.
Have a Nice Day
Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….
Doctor’s prescription 4 a nice life
PYAARcetamol: 3 times a day
STATUSprine: 1 doze daily
MISSED CALLpol: after every hour
Use them regularly & b Healthy
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Ek truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kar le jaraha
Ye dekh kar, Santa hass-hass k kehne laga
Ek rassi le jane k liye do-do truck.
It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
It’s very difficult
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.
2 sardar wathcing match
When dhoni hits a boundry
1st dekho goal hua.
2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega,
goal isme nahi cricket mein
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
Kehte hain khubsurat chiz dekhne se insaan aur zyada
khubsurat ho jata hai..
Aapke pass Meri TASVEER hai ya bheju...
"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than I LOVE
B'coz u may not always trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person whom u trust....!
Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!
Nafrat Gunah Se Karo,
Gunah Karne Wale Se Nahi, Shayad
Tumhari Mohabbat Mein Aa Kar
Wo Gunah Karna Hi Chhod De.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .