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Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
HAVE A NICE DAY..

^-^ Nice Thoughts STATUS ^-^

Do you know why love is blind.?
Love is blind because
"Your mom started to love you before seeing your face."

The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly!

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy.

Life dose not provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It only provides Possibilities & Opportunities,
Don't miss them, Make most of it.
HAVE A NICE DAY.

The STATUS u send me night & day,
like jewels in my heart they stay;
And so 2 God I always pray the best of blessings be urs each day.
Have a Nice Day

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

Doctor’s prescription 4 a nice life
PYAARcetamol: 3 times a day
STATUSprine: 1 doze daily
MISSED CALLpol: after every hour
Use them regularly & b Healthy

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Ek truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kar le jaraha tha.
Ye dekh kar, Santa hass-hass k kehne laga
Ek rassi le jane k liye do-do truck.

It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.

2 sardar wathcing match
When dhoni hits a boundry
1st dekho goal hua.
2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega,
goal isme nahi cricket mein
hota he

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

Kehte hain khubsurat chiz dekhne se insaan aur zyada khubsurat ho jata hai..
to.
?
?
?
Aapke pass Meri TASVEER hai ya bheju...
NICE DAY...

"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than I LOVE YOU
B'coz u may not always trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person whom u trust....!

Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!

Nafrat Gunah Se Karo,
Gunah Karne Wale Se Nahi, Shayad
Tumhari Mohabbat Mein Aa Kar
Wo Gunah Karna Hi Chhod De.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Nice STATUS Messages, nice STATUS Collection having mix of decent, Inspirational, very funny status collection. One stop resource of variety of text messages covering the topics - love, life, nice thoughts, relationship, faith, trust. Even on this single page you find all sorts of funny msg - doctor, Sardar, santa, banta, shadi etc.

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“imagine I am in jail
what you think that
What crime I had done”
Reply must. . .

 




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