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टीचर: बिजली कहां से आती है?
टीटू : सर, मामाजी के यहां से।
टीचर: वो कैसे?
टीटू : जब भी बिजली जाती है पापा कहते हैं,
सालों ने फिर बिजली काट दी।'

Teacher – Tum kal school kyu nahi aaye the ?
Ladka – Ji wo,
kal mere ghar me pooja thi
Teacher – To parso kyu nahi aaye the ?
Ladka – Ji parso mere ghar me priya thi 🙂 🙂
Teacher Behosh

Teacher – Durbhagy aur Durdasha me kya fark hai ?
Baccha – Sir agar is school me aag lag jaye
to school ki halat khrab ho jayegi ise kahte hain – 'Durdasha'
aur itni aag lagne par bhi aap jinda bach gaye to
ye hoga hamara 'Durbhagy'

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Ladki Wale Shaadi Ke Liye Dekhne Aa Rahe The
Papa – Beta Ladki Wale Aa Rahe Hain
Unke Samne Thodi Lambi-Lambi Fenkna
Ladki Walo Ke Aate Hi….
Beta – Papa Jara Chabhi Dena
Wo Train Dhoop Me Khadi Hai
Andar Kar Deta Hu,, 🙂 :p
Papa Behosh…

Ek Bhut hi kala aadmi dukan pe gaya
Wo itna kala tha ki koyla bhi sharma jaye
aur bola –
Bhaiya gora hone ki cream hai kya ?
Dukandar – nahi hai
Aadmi – accha to juta polish hi de de
kam se kam chehre pe chamak to bni rhegi

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

Man: How was your exam today ?
Papu: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Papu: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought..i thought ..i thought about it and wrote THUNK ;-)

Teacher – Bantu tu khda ho,
me jo bhi puchu fatafat jawab dena
Bantu – thik hai mam
Teacher – hamara rashtriy pashu kaun hai ?
Bantu – fatafat 🙂 😉
Bas ho gyi pappu ki dhunai 🙂 😉

Friend to Santa:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Santa:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Achhe Dost kitna bhi ruthe
Unhe mana lena chahiye
kyunki
wo sale apne sare raaj jante hain 🙂 :p

Santa:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend: Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Santa: Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

Pappu – Ye train chal kyu nahi rhi
TT – Are bhari varsha ki
vajah se train late hai
Pappu – Varsha itni bhari hai
to varsha ko train se utaar kyu nahi dete

Teacher – Accha baccho batao
Driver aur conductor me kya fark
hota hai
Pappu – Guru ji,
conductor so gaya to kisi ka ticket nahi katega
lekin agar driver so gaya
to sabka ticket kat jayega
🙂 😉

Rahul Gnadhi kisano se milne gaya
Rahul – ye aapke pair khet me
gande kyu ho jate hain
Kisan – saab mitti hai na khet me isliye
Rahul – Ohh chinta mat kro,
Hamari sarkar aayi to pure khet me farsh banwa denge

क्या हुनर हे तेरा पगली
हमारे बेग से कोई पेंसिल नहीं चुरा पाया
और तूने सीने से दिलचुरा लिया.

Phle Modi Ji ne
Ek baba ko vyapari bnaya
ab GST lakar
sare vyapariyo ko baba bana denge

Aap 1 Brilliant, Beautiful,
Genius, Meritorious, Macho,
Smart, Nice, Good Looking,
Intelligent, kind, ideal, Handsome
Ladke ka status-messages padh rahe ho.

Beta Girlfriend ke sath date se ghar aaya to Kanjoos Baap ne poocha,
Nalayak, kitne paise kharch kiye?
Beta- Rs.300 Baap, Itne sare kyon?
Beta- Uske paas itne he the.

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban
jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.!!!

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau !!!

Bus me ek ladke ki najar piche ki seat
par baithi ladki par padi
Ladka – Pahchana muje
Ladki – Nahi to
Ladka – Are ham dono ek hi class me padhte the
Ladki – Padhti to me thi
tu to roj murga hi banta tha 🙂 😉
Ho gyi na chaude me bejjati

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