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Facebook status messages



knows it's hot when Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!!
- rating! Date: 9 August 2012
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. Ill tell you more.
- rating! Date: 9 August 2012
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
- rating! Date: 9 August 2012
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
- rating! Date: 9 August 2012
In the beginning I was cool and everything was possible
They tried to catch me but it was impossible
- rating! Date: 9 August 2012
Physicists at CERN announced they found the Higgs Boson God particle, but are bringing in Tebow for some tests.
- rating! Date: 9 August 2012
No money - no funny!
- rating! Date: 9 August 2012
Always make funny shit! wink
- rating! Date: 9 August 2012
Another failure about my life: Fishing :s
- rating! Date: 2 May 2011
How wonderful life is now you're in the world
- rating! Date: 2 May 2011
Girl you gotta love your man. Take him by the hand, Make him understand The world on you depends, Our life will never end.
- rating! Date: 2 May 2011
KELT is simply the best. Wonderful, incredible, amazing, sexy, funny, clever... The best.
- rating! Date: 2 May 2011
No matter how clever a man is; he is so fool to believe anything said by his beloved.
- rating! Date: 2 May 2011
Broken Irish is better than clever English.
- rating! Date: 2 May 2011
...i'm so clever, but clever ain't wise!...
- rating! Date: 2 May 2011
Anyone feels the need to express feelings, creating a beautiful clever phrases about love for a beloved boyfriend, a man to his girlfriend, a woman, and simply...
- rating! Date: 2 May 2011