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"SIT AND STUDY" - This stunt is pEяfOяmEd by ExpEяts undEя contяOŁŁEd cOnditiOns. DOn't tяy this at hOmE Oя anywhEяE. :P
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They say mOnEy dOEsn't buy happinEss. I say givE mE a miŁŁiOn dOŁŁaяs & sEE hOw happy I can be
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If U fEEŁ ŁOnEly, just thяOw яOcks at pEOpŁE. U can nEvEя b ŁOnEly if pEOpŁE я chasing U
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How NewtOn Died ?
He Died Afteя seEn SouTh IndiAn MovieS..Coz He CouŁdnt Beaя яAjnikant Bяeakin AŁŁ The Ław Of Physics wHich He Made :\
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WhaTeveя tHe queStions iS....ŁiquOя Is The AnSweя....CheeяsS..
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Łoving sOmeOne who dOesn't Łove U, Is Łike bAting wHen U need 37 яuns in 6 BaŁŁs...
U know it's ImpOssibŁe, But U stiŁŁ hAve a smaŁŁ hope tHat Nehяa wiŁŁ bOwŁ the Łast Oveя. . :P
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If U tяy & dOn't suCCeed...cHeat...яepeAt untiŁ cauGht...Then ŁiE
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....We'ŁŁ Łove u juSt tHe wAy U я....if U'я Peяfect....
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m just cool like a hot cofee
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if u liked my profile , raise up ur hands. if not , raise ur standard..!!!
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don't hate me coz i m cool,hate me coz ur girlfrnd think i m !!!!!
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Only fools Falls in luv....n i guess i ws 1 of dem...
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Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.
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if u r bad then im ur dad
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Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done!
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Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!!!!!!!!!
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being single doesnt mean always available
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience...
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