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|Success is like PREGNANCY,Every1 Congrats bt no one realise hw much one sacrifise njyment in daily life..|
|My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore...|
|Iƒ yøu łøvє yøuя мαи sєŧ Ћiм ƒяєє....iƒ Ћє døиŧ cøмє bαcк yøu киøw Ћєs wiŧЋ мє!!!|
|A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Damn that was fun|