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If you dont take care of your girlfriend, somebody else will .........
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wen I Was Born DEVIL Said ohh Shitt... Competition
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Please save EARTH:Its the only planet with girls
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Success is like PREGNANCY,Every1 Congrats bt no one realise hw much one sacrifise njyment in daily life..
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Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
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Some people are alive only bcoz its illegal to kill them...
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My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore...
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Iƒ yøu łøvє yøuя мαи sєŧ Ћiм ƒяєє....iƒ Ћє døиŧ cøмє bαcк yøu киøw Ћєs wiŧЋ мє!!!
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I M SO POOR I CANT EVEN PAY ATTENTION
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Damn that was fun
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