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A girl 2 his Boy friend “Stop looking at girls, U r committed Now boy friend: Oh honey,this is not fair u mean if I’m on diet, I can’t even look at d menu
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Fall in River, there is alwayz a Boat. Fall in well, there is alwayz a Rope. But dnt ever fall in Love, there is no Hope…. Cheers to all SINGLES!
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Classic example to prove Girls are Selfish When i was a child so many Girls Wanted to Kiss me I Allowed Now i want to Kiss so many Girls but no one Allows.
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
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I think My Prince Charming lost his Horse, and is searching for Him instead of Meee.
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GooD GAls ARe FounD EvrY CorNEr Of D EArth -But My DoubT IS EArtH IS RounD So NO CoRNerS . . . .!!
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Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
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Money does not bring happiness, but I personaly preffer to cry inside a Ferrari.
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He's the reason i randomly laugh out loud in class, smile to myself when no one's looking, & sing along to every love song i hear.
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
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