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Funny Love Statuses

People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.
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Funny Love Statuses

Love is the fart Of every heart For when held in Doth pain thy host But when let out Pains others most
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Funny Love Statuses 

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
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Funny Love Statuses 

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
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Funny Love Statuses 

My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in.
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Funny Love Statuses 

True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you're in trouble You can cry on it when you're in pain, You can embrace it when you're happy So when you need true love Buy a pillow
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Funny Love Statuses 

Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
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Your smile can be compared to a flower Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo Your innocence to a child But in stupidity you have no comparison You're the best!
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Funny Love Statuses 

You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?
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If I kiss him, will he stop talking?
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Funny Love Statuses 

My boyfriend is an idiot, but I love him anyway.
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Funny Love Statuses 

I'm too lazy to pick out a love message, go to statusfacebook.com and pick one out for yourself. I love you!
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I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay the bill!
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