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whatsapp hindi Status

Girl: mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh Darling???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low' naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo.
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Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri!
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Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'.
Happu Singh: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jahiyo!
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A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Awwww... Are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
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Boyfriend requested to god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath H,
Agr pass karde to kya bat H.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam, patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.
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Boy1: Meet my wife
Boy2: Oh! I knw her
B1: Hw?
B2: V wer caught sleepng 2gether
B1: Wat d fcuk?
B2: In college during history lecture class ..
MORAL: Think+ B+
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Santa: chiken Kitne Ka?
Chikenwala 140, 120, 10.
Santa: Rs 10? Itna Sasta Kyon?
Chikenwala: Sir, isko Aids Hai,
Santa: Koi Baat Nehi, dedo Khana Hai Sona Thodi Hai Yaar.
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Maa: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh
Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain.
Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain.
Beta: Maa Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai.
Mom: Fite Munh!
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Name: Don
Bhai: Munnabhai
Pata: 36ChinaTown
Thikana: ChandniBar
Guru: Blufmaster
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
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sms BHEJ
.WARNA 57 ho jaiega.
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Mahila: bhaiya sahi rate lagao ham hamesha yahee se saamaan le jaate hai
Dukaanadaar: bhagavaan se daro bhanajee abhi kal hi is dukaan ki opaning hui hai
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1 Aadmi ki Lambi Tapasya ke baad Mast Atisunder Apsara pragat hui.
usane kaha ki main tumhaari 3 ichchhaen poori kar sakati hoon.
1 main jaanati hun baaki ki 2 batao.
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Bharat me Rail ki patariyon ka amulya yogdan raha hai.....
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kabhi log lota lekar baith jaate hai, kabhi kota lekar....
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Pappu: papa, pyar ek virus hai.
Papa: aur ye darwaje ke pichhe rakha latth antivirus hai.kahe to abhi tera System Scan kar dun.
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Kuch ladke to bas esi ummid me blood donate karte hai
ki Filmo ki tarah kisi cute ladki ko
unka khun chadaya jaega aur phir vo
dundte dundte unhe pyaar karne aaygi
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Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan
aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke....
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