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I ‘ ll marry that girl who looks preety on her aadhar card .
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Question: How many teenage girls does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Eleven. One to change the light bulb and ten to each take 200 photos of it for Facebook and clog up my news feed.
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Never Judge the Beauty of a girl by her profile picture, Judge it by the photos she is tagged in! ;) :)
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Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
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Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.
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Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
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I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
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Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)
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It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
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I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice :)
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The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”
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Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
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Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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