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ek hath me Lipstick
dusre me Mobile
Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h
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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar....
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“He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge…
I’m going to steal his last name
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Teenage love story -
Boy- I love you
Girl- mai abhi eske ke liye tayaar nahi hu
Boy- ab kaya, hai bolne ke liye bhi make up karogi, pagli?
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chandu ke chacha ne, chandu ki chachi ko
chandi ke chamche se chatni chatai
chacha se chachi boli

kaab tak chatayega chatni mujhe?
kabhi chinese chiken chilly bhi khila de!
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As I look back in my life, I Remember Tears i Cried
Jokes I laugh & Things I lost & Missed by
Bt there is 1 thing I nevr Regret Its D day “JAB WE MET”
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snta to his cute parrot - mitthu...mitthu..Imarti khayega?
Mitthu - Tu apni bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?
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aksar cute girls ke boyfriend phale se hote h
par mera manana h ki

goalkeeper ke khade rahen ke baad vi gol ho sakta h
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Arz kiya jara gour kijiyega-
kami libas ki jism par azib lagi hai
mughe amir baap ki beti garib lagi hai
ye mene kab kaha yaaro ki wo mughe buri lagti h
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Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai...
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega.
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Böy: Hey, I've göt 2 words 2 tell.
Girl: Wat?
Böy: Ï Löve Ü!
Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 wörds?
Böy: Nö!(U)&(I) are öne.
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GF: Truth or dare?
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!
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Nasha tha unke pyar ka ,
jiss mein hum kho gaye ,
unhi bhi nahi pata chala,
ke kab hum unke ho gaye................to say I Love You to special one
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Tum haseen ho Gulab jaisi ho
bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho
hothon se lagakar pee jayoon tumhe
Sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho......
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Hanging out would be Boring;
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend!
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