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The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it
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if u dont act on lyf.......lyf has a habit of acting u......so keep in mind
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you can not live without.
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î'm Å g®l,, §ø løvË mË...
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Forget the people who Forgot to not forget u
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m not better.....m different.... in a Better way...
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It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad
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Don't lose touch with life's reality. Compensate for life's stupidity.
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I fell for your lies, believed in my dreams, but I guess it's true, nothing's as it seems. ♥
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Never Ask Life "Why Me??".... Challenge it and Say "Try Me"
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shoutout to the friends that still like me all two of you
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Being a person is becoming way too complicated... Time to be a unicorn.
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Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teen girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
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Mom: Clean your room, family is coming over. Oh I`m sorry, I didn`t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
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Wow at a wedding reception the DJ yelled: "Would all married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living" The poor bartender was almost crushed to death.
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I`m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.
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As your best friend, its my job to embarrass you.
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When my hair looks good: 3%: at school 7%: at home 90%: when I`m about to shower..
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Girlfriend: "Happy fathers day!" Boyfriend: "But I`m not a dad." Girlfriend: ":)"
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Kim and Kanye named their child North West... that kid`s life is already going south.
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"Backpfeifengesicht" is a German word to describe `a face in need of a slap`
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Dolphins, yeah! They think they`re so cute. Oh, look at me, I`m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain`t I something?-Chum (Nemo)
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What if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth.
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when I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I`m 350% more ugly and 900% mad
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When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton ever.
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