Best Statuses
Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.
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| Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you. |
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| Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other.. |
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| I’m usually charming, nice, and well manured, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now.. |
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| If you like me press like. If you hate me, go away. If you love me comment. |
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| Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook talking never updates anything. |
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| Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, it’s called a credit card. |
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| I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze. |
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