Funny Love Statuses
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| People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish? |
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| The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court! |
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| Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants. |
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| My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart. |
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| If you're cute, you can call me baby If you're nice, you can call me sweetie But if you're hot, you can call me tonight |
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| I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you. |
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